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THE TRUTH ABOUT YOUR BODY AND SEX WITH MEN!

THE TRUTH ABOUT YOUR BODY AND SEX WITH MEN!


Hey there, I would have stopped with the “and sex with”… But really, I haven’t had sex with females so I can’t comment. Not that I think there is anything wrong with lesbo sex, much prettier to watch actually, not as greasy. I just don’t know enough about it to comment on.

I just want to advise all of us ladies to please, please stop talking. I mean it. Enough with the chit-chat, especially when you’re naked. My God, sister put a sock in it! Enough already! I have so many male friends and they are so sick of your insecurities. When he says “You’re beautiful” and you reply? No, I’m not. Ohmygod, no, look at this fat here on my thighs, look at my bum it’s so droopy, my boobs are too small”.

Who told you to reply to a compliment with a step-by-step of ridiculous shit only you see? Knock it off! You are ruining his vision of you!

WHAT YOU SEE? FLAWS
WHAT HE SEES? HE’S INSANELY HAPPY!!! A NAKED WOMEN WILLING TO GIVE HERSELF TO HIM

You feel bad, you’re not Gisele? Well my money’s on that he’s not Brad. I’ve done this, every women has. “I look amazing? No, I’m not. I mean I, well you, you see my belly in the light? NO? Well it was there”?

Can you imagine how turned on as women we would be if men pulled this trip on us? “I’m no Ron Jeremy, my dick is really small. I have pretty big man-boobs, sometimes I get these huge fat rolls on my back, please don’t look at my legs, I’ve been going to the gym. They’re just really scrawny-I hate them!

The insecurities we talk about are the ones he’s going to remember. Hate something about your body? Go to the gym, see a plastic surgeon, join a self-help group. It doesn’t make any sense to point your issues out to someone that wants to go to bed with you. Why? Well, he never even noticed them until you brought them up for 10 minutes.

The next time you’re with a newbie that says that you are the most gorgeous creature alive? Say “Thank-You”

Accept that you are your worse critic and learn to stop. Confidence is the ultimate aphrodisiac. Project it, you’re amazing and Body Bling mixed with your moisturizer will give you even more confidence! Flaws mixed with a tan fade!

Just to show how insane and out of touch Madison Ave is, I’ve added a picture of a “Plus Size Model”. We can’t really be listening to these people as the norm. We’re sane, right? Accept that perfection will be sold as the norm. Sex sells. Accept you are not only normal but fabulous. Everything is airbrushed to perfection. Know that, know that you live a life where no airbrushing is needed!

Ladies, please post your tips and tricks to be more comfortable with no clothes! We have a bunch of young readers that can use your life tips!

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