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OMG-HOW DID THIS GUY GET ACCESS TO MY DRUNK TEXT? PLEASE HAVE THE VOLUME UP FOR THIS ONE!

OMG-HOW DID THIS GUY GET ACCESS TO MY DRUNK TEXT? PLEASE HAVE THE VOLUME UP FOR THIS ONE!

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Meg here! I don’t mean to brag or pull rank on you ladies. I don’t want you to feel inferior. We’re all just people and yes, I am super fabulous. I am so super fabulous that Eleni threatens me everyday that she is going to buy www.pleasedatemeg.com. I am so wonderful and hot that we have to BUY A URL to find me a date. That’s normal. I am that picky. I like to go out and have a good time with my girls (you know me-you think any guy wants this headache?)

Here’s how it plays out….

Eleni: You hated that guy, you said the date was awful, you said “never in a bazillion years would I want to be with him.”

 Meg: No, I totally know. I didn’t tell him that. Clearly I was so above him…But…It’s weird he never texted me?

This point the waiter brings our third round of vodka tonics.

I send a text that may go like this (you really need the volume up)

Meg
: I mean I don’t “like him” but how could he not like me? It’s just strange right? He must not get texts.

ONE HOUR PASSES-Our waiter is my new bestfriend.

Eleni: Your texting with one eye open. This can’t be good. What are you saying. Stop. You need to stop.

I hope you have a friend as good as Eleni in your life. God knows even though I have such a friend I am still batshit crazy. When I played this brake-up email I laughed so hard because part of it was laughing at myself.

We have (and by “we” I am attempting to make myself feel better) sent so many heartfelt (after being socially lubed)

I am posting this because I am sure it is how I sound all gangbusters after some red wine (I call red wine “fight in a bottle”.)

So yes, I feel for this obviously drunk chick. I also recognize myself in her and have a hearty laugh.

‘Fess up! What is the worst drunk text email you sent? No jury-just laughs! I’ve sent doozies!

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