Ok, I’ve debated telling this, but have decided to “entertain” you all with my shower tale… (WARNING: ADULT MATERIAL TO FOLLOW!)
We have 2 full baths: the master shower and the guest shower/bath. Typically, we always just used the master shower, unless either of us felt like a bath. Well… The master shower has been out of commission for several months now because of what I am about to tell you…
I will NOT be letting you in on the explicit details of this story, but suffice to say, I was in the master shower with my husband… (fill in the blank). I was, uh, was showing him something… and then caved in the shower wall. Yep… the tiles just caved right into the wall. Talk about a mood killer. Needless to say, we haven’t yet made the necessary repairs, and have since been banished to the guest bathroom. My husband made up some awful nickname for me, too. I won’t share it here, but it was modeled after the drink called “Harvey Wallbanger”. Oh the humanity… I can’t believe I broke the shower wall.
So rest assured Miss Brooklyn007 not only will you have the wonderful memories of breaking your shower you’ll have a wonderful reminder every time you get up in the morning and turn on the water!
Please get in touch with me with your address and again congrats!
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