Thank-you, Thank-you Wonderful, prayer answering marketing diva from Kerastase (also known as Katie)! Every once in the while the universe decides to throw you a bone.
When I decided to lighten my already damaged hair myself. I was rewarded with hair so scorched, so burnt and so coming out in major clumps I was driven to both tears and the yelling of some words that I didn’t know I knew. I totally take that back, I know those words. It’s just really bad to scream them in a blinding rage-on a Sunday, the Lord’s name no less.
Anyhow, I was furious! Furious at my stupidity, furious at my grey hair for forcing me to make such a drastic decision, furious that I was having my hair cook on my head. I know the signs, I’ve been down this road before. The ends of my hair were seriously starting to shrivel. I imagined me as Sinead and it wasn’t pretty.
I saw the clouds open and heard the angels sing. It was the new bottle of Kerastase Ciment Thermique.
I know so many ladies swear by this line. I have never been one of those ladies. I mean, this stuff isn’t cheap. I’ve always been afraid to use it. What if I liked it? This is also a reason I have never tried drugs. OK, I have tried pot and I hate it. Believe it or not, I am already a bit paranoid so it wasn’t a great exprience. I mean the fun, expensive and serious drugs, I’ve never tried them. I don’t want to. I have no willpower so forget it if I like them. I’ll so be on A&E Intervention.
This was no time for financial decisions, my head was a pressure cooker and I’m not going to be Kojak for the holidays.I grabbed that Kerastase Resistance, Ciment Thermique Heat Activated Reconstructor Milk For Weakened Hair and prayed to any God I could think of. It said to use a quarter sized amount, I used an amount the size of a hard-boiled egg.
Someone somewhere heard my pleas for redemption. It actually worked! I was able to save what was left! I mean it, it’s still in my head. I have hair! I owe it all to Kerastase. It’s $34 bucks people. I know that’s not cheap but I figure it’s way cheaper then wigs, extensions and therapy. It worked, if my head wasn’t the most severe crash test dummy experiment to prove that Kerastase works then I don’t know (or want to know) what is.
I’m back to the quarter size amount after every shower, before I style and may I say, I look completely hair trauma free. So thank-you Kerastase. I see what all of the hype is about. I mean it very sincerely, I owe you Kerastase, so from the deepest part of my shallow heart-I thank-you. I really, really thank-you for saving me.
Here’s what Kerastase Resistance Heat Activated Reconstructor Milk For Weakened Hair says…“Hair is strengthened from within. Vita-Topseal protects and reinforces external layer. For hair weakened by harsh chemical treatments and repeated blow-drying/heat-styling. Smoothes hair from root to tip. Apply a quarter-sized amount to wet hair and massage through starting with the ends and spreading throughout the length of the hair. Comb through. Do not rinse. Style as usual”.
Ladies, please post if Kerastase has made you a true believer!