A grumpy Meghere bringing you Billion Dollar Brow’s Brow Boost. I have a real shocker for some of you so brace yourself…I tend to do things to excess. I’ve never done drugs (street drugs that is). People please-there are prescriptions all over the house! It was not that I had moral restraints, it was that I knew if I liked them I would turn into a female Pablo Escobar.
I’m actually detoxing for the next 2 weeks. I’m only into day 4. I am posting this disclaimer because while this post will not be some of my more creative work (can’t detox with my wine-i.e. funny juice) it will atleast be spelled correctly. Since, I am a child of excess I’m not having alcohol, meat and sticking to dark, leafy greens, veggies and water. It was St. Patty’s Day -last night, in honor of my people, I had Green Tea. Woohoo!! Party! My defined cheekbones are back! This is so so worth it! I’m getting depressed so lets get back to billion dollar brows.
Like any true, excessive compulsive girl a tweezer is not so much a friend as a foe. While I do not have an eating disorder my eyebrows tend to look anorexic from time to time. Sometimes it’s me with my 10x magnifying mirror and my tweezerman, most often its that I lack any kind of patience and demand my waxer to just take off the strays because I don’t have time for them to grow! *Disclaimer, I’ve got nothing but time-part of the excessive disease is one is always in a rush to be atleast 10 minutes early everywhere.
Apparently there are enough people in the world with my disorder to actually create a product that will quickly grow your brows back full and healthy in 30 days. Billion Dollar Brow’s Brow Boost claims ” Jump-start your brows! Our deep conditioning treatment is designed to help strengthen and condition thin, over-plucked, and undernourished eyebrows. The vitamin and protein enriched conditioner works to help your brows look fuller and thicker. For best results, apply to eyebrow area nightly for 30 days. Regular use is recommend to help maintain thick, healthy looking eyebrows. Comes with a convenient brush-on applicator.”
Ladies, let me know if you used this every night for 30 days and if you saw results! I used mine 2x a day for 30 days because, well…you know