Meg here! I was just reading my daily dose of the news, no not CNN or Fox or God forbid a newspaper. Oh no, I was reading one of my trashy celeb gossip sites and I just read that Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo are engaged! Yes, I know. Jessica is probably about 10 minutes from a 5150 and I feel bad for her. It’s always hard when an ex happily moves on without you, never mind in front of the entire universe. Nick and Vanessa were dating for 3 years so I guess it shows there’s something to be said for tenacity.
I’m thinking about poor Jessica and then I thought about something she said that I could never wrap my head around. Even more then the “Chicken of the Sea” debacle or that “Buffalo Wings from Buffalo’s” bit. Do you remember when she dropped this doozey?
During an appearance on The Ellen Degenerous Show Jessica said that doesn’t brush her teeth. She flosses. Well, she sort of brushes her teeth. She brushes them a couple of times a WEEK. She flosses though-she’s got that. Here’s what she actually said…“I don’t do it because my teeth are so white and I don’t like them to feel too slippery but I do use Listerine and I do floss everyday. But I don’t brush them every day. “My lips just slide all over the place… I can’t catch up with my mouth. I need a little coating.”
Oh Jessica! Why did you say that? I feel bad that she’s going to feel crummy over her ex’s new love and I am going to give her a present. Yes, Jessica Simpson I am going to show you the light! Maybe I can’t make you brush everyday but I can help you disguise this icky habit. Jess, let me introduce you to your new best friend Go Smile Teeth Whitening Pen!
Let me first describe how pretty it is. No, really-it’s sleek and cool and expensive looking. It’s silver and just from the case you can tell that the people over at Go Smile spent some cake on it. Once you pull off the cap you can see the brush like applicator! Jessica, listen to me “It’s a smooth wand brush!” No scrubbing!
Now, if you’re like me and tend to brush your teeth everyday then something like this brush is really not going to effect your purchase decision one way or another-except! Except for the fact that it is totally easy, no drip, no mess-it’s precise and portable. At the base of the pen is the twist. You just twist the bottom of the pen and it effortlessly disperses the whitener.
I keep this in my purse’s cosmetic bag and I’m just ga-ga for it. You can apply the formula up to twice a day for ten days or just use it for on-the-go to maintain results. Don’t eat or drink 20 minutes after applying (you have to let this stuff do its job!) and voila! Pearly whites. Chic accessory. Easy Peasy. Things are looking up!
So, I will be sending one of these to Jessica because, quite frankly, she’s had a crap day and I’m afraid she’s going to get crappy teeth. If you’re famous and don’t brush your teeth then you can use the generous MEG15 code to take 15% OFF. Guess what? If you do brush your teeth and you’re not famous than you get 15% OFF with code MEG15 as well. See? “Stars, they’re just like us!”
So what’s the deal? Do people really not brush their teeth everyday? I mean I can understand once in a blue moon-stuff happens but, really? I admit, I am not the best “flosser.” I actually should go for a dental check-up.
I’m telling you, this stylish pen is rich looking and works amazing and I think it is one of my most favorite inventions yet! Take the coupon code and make your pearly whites sparkle!