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Meg here! I get all sorts of torture devices that we use daily to look good. I use them, if I’m feeling a bit bloated I’ll shimmy and pull and hold my breath until I feel like I’m going to pass out to put this tummy slimmer I have on. Its even more serious then spanx. I get it from Trashy Hollywood and its the same one that they use on extreme makeover shows! You know those before and after shots? Where everyone “Oohs and Aahs?” Guess what? This may blow your mind but sometimes those makeover showers Cheat! I know, you’re probably so so shocked right now. Anyhow I know more then a few shows that keep my industrial strength girdle as a “must have at all times” in wardrobe!

Killer heels that make my tootsies numb with 4″? Check. Sitting at my colorists for hours at a time? Check. Moisturizing, tweezing, squeezing and injecting? Check, check, check and check!

Attaching LED lights to my eyelashes to make my eyes appear bigger? Umm, wait…What? Yup, just when you think you can’t go anymore overboard leave it to those Harajuku girls to make you feel like you’re a slacker.

This futuristic beauty, LED lights to your eyelashes is the new hip thing. I have enough problems with my damn contact lenses so I may be a little late to the game on this one!

What do you think? Totally cute or completely insane? What torture do you inflict on yourself for beauty? I have to go, my left eyelash is attracting moths.

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