Boscia’s smooth reps sent us some of their lux “Daily Hand Revival Therapy SPF 15”
Hands? Who gives the skin on their hands too much thought? I know I surely didn’t. This is why I now do.
I use to LOVE my Jackie Collins trash novels. My parents would not allow me to watch “Three’s Company” for it being too sexual but they never censored my reading. Fools.
I was a huge book nerd. Still am. I am PRESIDENT of The Hollywood Book Club www.hollywoodbookclub.com
Anyhow, my parents used to scream at me to stop reading, even when I bought a secret flashlight to read under the covers.
On the first day of fifth grade the teacher would ask us to name the books we read over the summer. I held up my hand and replied that I had read, “Hollywood Wives”, “The Bitch”, “Lucky”-every Jackie Collins book available to my greedy hands. When I did my book report on “Rockstar”, Mrs. Heaton had enough and had a conference with my parents about my illicit reading habits.
Cut to eight years later. I am riding in a cab- uptown Manhattan. I see a sign over Barnes and Nobles. Jackie Collins Book Signing Today. I screamed “pull over” to the cabbie. He does.
I couldn’t believe my luck. I ran into B&N for the introduction I had been waiting forever for. There she was. Joan Collins. Joan not Jackie. I was so disappointed. My cab had left. I blew off a Calvin Klein go-see for this?
Being eighteen and stupid, I explained to Joan that it said “Jackie” on the marquee and I was really here to see “Jackie” I was completely enthralled by Joan Collins, the outfit, the make-up, the way she patted my hand that it was “O.K” I wanted to meet Jackie, everyone does.
The hand is what did it. I looked down and it scared me. Joan’s face was pulled tighter then tight. Not a wrinkle to be found. This 65-year-old could pass for forty. The hands do not lie. Joan patted me with the vainiest, liver-spotted, old person hands I had ever seen. Hands that did not go with her face. Someone call a surgeon. You can’t only look young from the neck up. It’s freaky.
Boscia Hand Revival Therapy Claims to “An intensive hand therapy formulated with powerful antioxidants and a unique anti-irritant to hydrate and revitalize hands and cuticles, leaving them soft and supple. Questamide, wine yeast, calendula flower, and other conditioning ingredients nourish and revive skin elasticity while combating UV free radicals. Mulberry lightens sun spot pigmentation caused by UV damage while a combination of UV active ingredients help prevent the future signs of aging”.
Ladies please post if this revival helps your hand or if you look like a Dynasty.
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